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| This guy is walking along the beach, and finds a magic lamp. He picks it up, and rubs it, and out comes a genie and says, "Master, your wish is my command - I will grant you one wish". Being both healthy & wealthy, he says,"I wish for world peace". The genie says,"Where is there no peace - show me on a map" ??? The man takes out a map, and points to the middle east. The genie shakes his head, and says, "Master, there has not been peace in that part of the world for thousands of years - I cannot do anything about it - Do you have another wish ??? The man thinks for a minute, and says, "I would like to understand how women think". The genie says, "Give me that map again". |
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