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| Doctor, doctor, my hair's coming out. Can you give me something to keep it in? Certainly - how about a paper bag? Doctor, doctor, people keep ignoring me. Next, please! Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains. Pull yourself together! Doctor, doctor, I feel like a bridge. What's come over you? Two cars and a bus! Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a spoon. Sit there and don't stir. Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a billiard ball. Get back in the queue. Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards. I'll deal with you later. Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking there's two of me. One at a time, please. Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dog. Lie down on the couch and I'll examine you. I can't. I'm not allowed on the furniture. Doctor, doctor, I've lost my memory. When did it happen? When did what happen? Doctor, doctor, my little boy's swallowed a bullet. What shall I do? Well, for a start, don't point him at me. |
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