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Similarities between Titanic video and Clinton grand jury testimony video  English 1998-10-12 Jokes
Politics
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Similarities between the Titanic video and the Clinton grand jury testimony video:

Titanic:  $9.99 on the Internet
Clinton:  $9.99 on the Internet

Titanic: over 3 hours long
Clinton: over 3 hours long

Titanic:  The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, a subsequent catastrophe
Clinton:  The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, a subsequent catastrophe

Titanic:  villian - White Star Line
Clinton:  villian - Ken Starr

Titanic:  Jack is a starving atrist
Clinton:  Bill is a B.S. artist

Titanic:  In one part, Jack enjoys a good cigar
Clinton:  Ditto for Bill

Titanic:  During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
Clinton:  Ditto for Monica

Titanic:  Jack teaches Rose to spit
Clinton:  Let's not go there

Titanic:  Rose gets to keep her jewelry
Clinton:  Monica forced to return her gifts

Titanic:  Behind the scenes, Leonardo DiCaprio is wildly popular
Clinton:  Behind the scenes, Bill has a 70% approval rating

Titanic:  Jack surrenders to an icy death
Clinton:  Bill goes home to Hillary
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