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| YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE? People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is matey, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my dick when I ask where the toilet is? People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fuck off. What good is a bloody cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat some other poor bastards cake instead? When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Give their names to the local friggin nuthouse! When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid 10 bucks to come to the theatre and stare at the fucking ceiling up there. What did you come here for? People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya dickhead? When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know you prick, you pulled me over! |
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