Title
Language
Date
Type
Topic
Mommy, mommy!
English
1998-09-24
Jokes
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son: Mommy, mommy, can I lick the bowl?
mom: Shut up and flush.
son: Mummy, mummy, please can I have a spoon?
mom: Yes of course dear. Why do you want the spoon?
son: Because Daddy's been sick, and the cat's getting all the big bits