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| Two faggots were talking, and one had a pained look on his face. "What's the matter, Brucie?" asked the other faggot. "Oh, I have something stuck up my ass, Markie. Could you check it out for me?" "OK -- bend over." So Brucie bends over and Markie sticks his hand up his ass. "It's deeper, Markie!", says Brucie, so Markie sticks his hand in deeper. "It's -deeper-, Markie!", so Markie sticks his hand in deeper. "I feel it!" says Markie, "What is that?" "It's *deeper*, Markie!", says Brucie, so Markie puts his hand in deeper, still. "Ew!", says Markie, "It's wrapped around my wrist! What -is- that?!" He pulls his hand out and looks at it. "It's a Rolex watch!", he says, "What are you doing with a Rolex watch up your ass?" "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you......" |
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