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| Some lines that have been used on appraisal reviews. - "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap." - "Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig." - "His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity." - "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle." - "This young lady has delusions of adequacy." - "She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them." - "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot." - "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer." - "Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching." - "A room temperature IQ." - "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together." - "A gross ignoramus -144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus." - "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on." - "A prime candidate for natural deselection." - "Bright as Alaska in December." - "One celled organisms out score him in IQ tests." - "Donated his body to science before he was done using it." - "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming." - "Has two brains: one is lost and the other is out looking for it." - "If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate." - "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week." - "It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm." - "One neuron short of a synapse." - "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled." - "Takes him 1 1/2 hours to watch 60 minutes." - "Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead." |
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