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| A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: +------------------------------------+ | Cheese Sandwich $1.50 | | Chicken Sandwich $2.50 | | Hand Job $10.00 | +------------------------------------+ Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar, and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" "I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am," The man replies "Well wash your fucking hands, I want a cheese sandwich." |
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