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| Bathroom graffiti - 01 ----------------------------- Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger. Bathroom graffiti - 02 ----------------------------- I came here To shit and stink, But all I do Is sit and think. Bathroom graffiti - 03 ----------------------------- Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls, And read the bullshit on the walls. Bathroom graffiti - 04 ----------------------------- (Written high upon the wall) If you can piss above this line,... the Hillsboro Fire Department want's you. Bathroom graffiti - 05 ----------------------------- (Sign posted in a bathroom) We aim to please! You aim too! Please! Bathroom graffiti - 06 ----------------------------- (Seen above a urinal) Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal. We don't piss in your ashtrays! Bathroom graffiti - 07 ----------------------------- Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these words: "Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber." Bathroom graffiti - 08 ----------------------------- (On the inside of a toilet door) Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance Bathroom graffiti - 09 ----------------------------- "$1.49 - All You Can Eat" (with an arrow pointing down into the toilet) Bathroom graffiti - 10 ----------------------------- (A sign I saw at a swimming pool once) We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool! Bathroom graffiti - 11 ----------------------------- (Another sign seen at a swimming pool) Welcome to our ool. Notice there's no P in it. Please keep it that way. Bathroom graffiti - 12 ----------------------------- (In the men's room at a Burger King restaurant) It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food into shit. It only takes Burger King 10 minutes. Bathroom graffiti - 13 ----------------------------- (Sign seen at a restaurant) The hands that clean these toilets also make your food......... please aim properly. Bathroom graffiti - 14 ----------------------------- (Here's one seen above a urinal) look up look up [even higher on the wall] keep looking up [on the ceiling] Quick! Look down! You're pissing on your shoes! Bathroom graffiti - 15 ----------------------------- (Written above a urinal) Why are you looking up here ? Are you ashamed of it? Bathroom graffiti - 16 ----------------------------- Some people come here to take a shit, I come here to leave one. Bathroom graffiti - 17 ------------------------------- Here I sit so broken hearted Tried to shit but only farted how much longer must I linger before I have to my finger |
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