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An Irish, English, and Argentinean guy find a genie  English 1998-09-09 Jokes
Wishes and genies
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Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Argentinean, are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes in total", says the Genie.

The Irish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity."
So, with a blink of the Genie's eye "FOOM" the oceans were teaming with fish.

The Argentinean was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Argentina, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity."
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye "POOF" there was a huge wall around Argentina.

The Englishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting Argentina so that nothing can get in or out."

The Englishman says, "Fill it up with water."
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