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| What do you give the princess who has everything? A seatbelt and an airbag. What's the difference between Mother Theresa and Diana? 5 days. Why did Elton John sing at Diana's funeral? The Crash Test Dummies couldn't make it! What would Di be doing if she were alive today? Scratching at the lid of her coffin. What do Lady Di and Pink Floyd have in common?? Their last greatest hit was the WALL. What did Dodi say to Di before they left the Ritz.? "Do you want to sleep here or crash in the car?" What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing. What did Diana say to Dodi when he asked to marry her? She wanted something more concrete in her life. Did you hear about the new Pink Floyd album? "Another Brit in the Wall" What did Princess Diana do when she heard the driver had been drinking? She hit the roof. What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana? A Mercedes will easily reach 40. What was the last thing Dodi said to Di? "You look smashing!" What did the mortuary assistant say as he unzipped the body bag? "Zippady Dodi, zippady Di!" Whats the difference between George Best and the driver of the car? George Best can still take corners when he's pissed. What does Princess Diana's bumper sticker say? My other car's a decoy. Apparently the chauffeur wasn't the only legless person in the car. How did The Royal Family stop the paparazzi from visiting Diana's grave? By placing Land mines around it. Why didn't the capsized Haitian boat that drowned 300 people make big news for more than a day? It was discovered that none of them on board was a princess. Why did the Princess cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt. |
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