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| Jack Schitt is the only son of Aw Schitt the fertilizer king and Oh Schitt, the owner of Kneedeepin Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they had six kids. Their first little Schitt, Holy Schitt, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Then they had two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt. Then another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have one son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horse Schitt. Bill Schitt married an Italian girl, Pisa Schitt and they had a baby named Hawg Schitt. They divorced and she remarried a man named Head. She now goes by the name of Schitt-Head. If you have read this far and don't know who these people are, you probably don't know Jack Schitt |
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