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| Last 10 things the other sex would ever say 10) Women: Could our relationship be more Physical? I'm tired of just being friends. Men: I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker. 9) Women: Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way. Men: While I'm up, can I get you a beer? 8) Women: I think hairy butts are really sexy. Men: I think hairy butts are really sexy. 7) Women: Hey, get a whiff of that one. Men: Her tits are just too big. 6) Women: Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute. Men: Sometimes I just want to be held. 5) Women: This diamond is way too big. Men: That chick on Murder, She Wrote gives me a woody. 4) Women: I won't even put my lips on that things unless I get to swallow Men: Sure, I'd love to wear a condom. 3) Women: Wow, it really is 12 inches! Men: We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse. 2) Women: Does this make my butt look too small? Men: Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown. 1) Women: I'm wrong, you must be right again. Men: I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions |
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