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Top 5 reasons why computers must be male  English 1998-08-31 Top list
Computers, software and Internet
Sex and sexist
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TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE

5. They're heavily dependent on external tools and equipment.

4. They periodically cut you off right when you think you've established a network connection.

3. They'll usually do what you ask them to do, but they won't do more than they have to and they won't think of it on their own.

2. They're typically obsolete within five years and need to be traded in for a new model. Some users, however, feel they've already got so much invested in the darn thing that they're compelled to remain with an underpowered system.

1. They get hot when you turn them on, and that's the only time you have their attention.
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