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The boss  English 1998-08-30 Top list
Management
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This was hanging on a wall at UCT :

THE BOSS

1. The Boss is ALWAYS right.
2. The Boss does not SLEEP, he RELAXES.
3. The Boss does not READ the paper, he STUDIES it.
4. The Boss does not GO OUT, he is ABSENT.
5. The Boss does noet HESITATE, he REFLECTS.
6. The Boss is not LATE, he has been DELAYED.
7. The Boss is not WRONG, he is MISUNDERSTOOD.
8. The Boss does not COMPLICATE, he ORGANISES.
9. Enter the office of the Boss with YOUR ideas and leave it with HIS ideas.
10. In case of doubts, refer to no.1.
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