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Beer festival  English 1998-08-26 Jokes
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After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender removes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

The guy from Stella Artois sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is taken aback a little, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking Stella?"
And the Stella Artois president replies, "Well, I figure if you guys aren't  drinking beer, neither should I."
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