Title  Language Date Type Topic If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?  English 1998-08-25 Q & A (questions and answers) Sex and sexist
Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? A: The dog, of course... at least he'll shut up after you let him in!