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| Here are actual package instructions found by actual people on actual products. ========================== ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT "Do not turn upside down." (Printed on the bottom of the box.) ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING "Product will be hot after heating." ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON "Do not iron clothes on body." ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE "Do not drive car or operate machinery." ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID) "Warning: may cause drowsiness." ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE "Warning keep out of children." ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS "For indoor or outdoor use only." ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR "Not to be used for the other use." ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS "Warning: contains nuts." ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS "Instructions: open packet. Eat nuts." ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS "Why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal?" |
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