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Man versus woman  English 1998-08-19 Top list
Sex and sexist
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1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
   A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
   A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
   A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little.
   To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
   Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
   A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

9. A woman has the last word in any argument.
   Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.
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